(just found out my sister’s husband has been cheating all over town and we just want to get our ducks in a row.)
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pay a hooker with aids to get with him . thern leave him
I once watched an interview with Willie Nelson who said his ex-wife got sweet revenge on him after finding out he cheated. After he passed-out in a drunken stupor she sewed the bed sheets down to the mattress and then lit the room around his bed on fire! Obviously he survived!!
I can kinda relate.
hmmm…….
sign him up for catalogs and magazines for those people with erectile dysfunction.
sign him up for free samples of stuff like pads, condoms, books on STDs, etc.
if he leaves his car doors unlocked, put some dead fish under the seat. put some dead fish in the vents so when he turns on the heat or AC it will stink. (of course if caught you could get into trouble for that)
Take out an ad in the newspaper with his photo and have it announce “I’m coming out of the closet and I am happy to be gay!” or something like that.
get garden gnomes and put them in his yard doing ‘naughty things’.
get some cheap blow up dolls and have them sit in the front seat of his car.
Fork his yard, like, take 1,000 plastic forks and stick them into the ground in his yard. (sounds inmature but it will irritate him)
have a small bouquet of flowers sent to his work with a card that reads “Thanks for being gentle on me last night. it was my first time” and sign it with a man’s name, and draw a heart when signing it.
If I think of more, I will let you know. 
I commend you on the choice of leaving him. It takes some women a very long time before reaching that point. I want to say I am sorry because I have been through this and I know how much of an emotional roller coaster this is. You are angry yes.. but you will cycle through all the emotions. The sadness was the worst one for me. Truth is there is no amount of revenge that will make you feel “all better”. In your anger phase it may seem so.. but right now you could super glue his member to his thigh and it still wont be enough. I thought of every horrible act on the planet to do to my ex.. and I did some awful things and I actualy regreted it. Because even if you do do something terrible fact is it will only be brief. he will move past it, he will smile again, he will keep seeing the women he is seeing. Your heart and mind will take much longer to heal then anything you can possibly put him through. Angry man music, many tears and outbusrts, talking to friends and family is what got me through it. Karma is what will bite him in the rear my friend. It is so true that what comes around goes around.. and it is usually happens when he leasts expects it. Express your anger once to him, after that don’t give him the satisfaction of seeing how much he affected you. All this will pass, you will become a stronger woman and be on the road to finding that true connection with a man where cheating is not even in the realm of possibility. If you ever need to yell, scream or vent at someone.. I am always around. Good luck to you hun.
What would I do? I do not know…I know that I have told him at one point that I would cut his penis off…but then I do not want to end up in jail…so then I thought about a chasity belt.
And yes, they do have them!
Only I would hold the key, and I would NEVER let him out of the F’ing thing for the rest of his miserable life!
NOW that would be torture!
I just do not want to think about it, nor do I wish to know. I would NEVER want to have sex with him again…that is for sure! Not even if he begs! Let the B*****D suffer!
There is one called the Gates of Hades…. that is the one I would get for him!
Blessings